1. My upstairs neighbor leaves her phone on the floor so, every time she gets a text it like shakes my ceiling. Is that cool?

2. This one dude never lets people off the train before he gets on. I’ve seen him, like, multiple times. We must have the same schedule or something. Is that cool?

3. Pret a Manger just ran out of the ham and cheese croissant that I’ve been really looking forward to and it’s not even 9:30AM. Is that cool?

4. The designers are playing “Halleluja” by Leonard Cohen in their work area. Is that cool?

5. So, I guess I’ve gotta fill out this goddamn NCAA Bracket. Is that cool?