Donald Trump not only says what we are all thinking, he says the thing that we didn’t know we needed to hear. Poet. Leader. Hero. Inspiration? Throughout history it has always been a Trump that has moved us, strengthened us, made us feel human. Here is just a sampling of my favorites that get me through the day.
“Look, I know summer days, okay? You’re better than a summer day.” – Trumpspeare
“Brutus, you’re a loser.” – Julius Trump
“To be.” – Trumplet
“Red wheelbarrows are good, okay?” – Trump Carlos Trump
“The women come and go talking about what? Talking about… I don’t know… some loser. Look, I know what they’re talking about, okay? I know. And let me tell you something, it’s disgusting.” – T.S. Trump, The Lovesong of J. Alfred Trumprock
“I still don’t know about slavery.” – Abraham Trump
“Look, it was a bad day, okay?” – Franklin Delano Trump after the Pearl Harbor thing
“Yeah, I had a dream and it was a great dream. My dreams are good. I don’t have boring dreams. All of my dreams are good, really spectacular dreams. We’re all going to have good dreams, okay? We know what the dream is and we’re going to get that dream, okay?” – Reverand Martin Luther Trump
“Mr. Gorbachev, keep this wall.” – Ronald Trump
“There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.” – Oscar Trump*
*That one’s an unaltered Oscar Wilde quote but it needs to be here
