I Did Stand-Up With a Right Wing Douchebag

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Pants

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Now what?

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Shorts

Starbucks coffee and laptop

Working In Starbucks

9 Lifehacks for Proven Success

There is nothing more helpful than a bunch of humblebrags disguised as lifehacks.

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Holy Fuck! 11 Stock Images of Hands on Fucking Keyboards!

Nothing gets me pumped like career advice and productivity hacks.

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Farting In Front of My Girlfriend

My girlfriend and I have been together for close to three years. I'd say that two years is a reasonable relationship length to let some defenses down. Well, whether it is or not, it was.

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Entertainment

The Music Videos of David Fincher

I like his movies but I didn't know until now how much I liked his videos.

Yeah, Steve Jobs is an Asshole But Is He a Genius?

I think he was but I'm not smart enough to understand why.

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Jiro Dreams of Sushi

The way of the shokunin is to repeat the same thing every day.

Demonstrations of Intelligence in Movies That I’m Sick Of

Be a little more creative showing intelligence, Hollywood.


It’s Not A Metaphor For Our Relationship

Here's the thing, I think my girlfriend is going to break up with me. Not anytime soon and not for any reason in particular but just perpetually.

Diary of a Month Without Coffee

For some reason, I feel the need to hit the reset button on my caffeine intake. I did it again this February.

On Social Media Mourning

I'm not saying this to be a jerk or a contrarian but I never really got David Bowie. I thought all of the tributes were a little over the top but it wasn't my place to say so because I thought about a recent death that did move me. It was Robin Williams.

Mother’s Day

Mother's Day is odd for me and I can't see that changing any time soon.