Shorts

A Graphical Analysis of Going to the Bathroom at the Staten Island Ferry Terminal

If everyone has a shit story, everyone has a near miss.

Evil Twin and Mikkeller Brewing

I Enjoy Drinking Beer

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Ask The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend’s Facebook Status

Out of nowhere, The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend's Facebook Status brings you the truth you didn't ask for.

Achievement

6 Procrastination Powerups!

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Entertainment

1 Thought on Dunkirk

This was a triumph of cinema and a panic attack rolled into one.

I Saw 50 Shades Darker On Valentine’s Day And It Was Awesome

Want to enjoy a movie? Watch it with drunk women.

A Weed Dealer Known Simply as The Guy: High Maintenance Is Back

High Maintenance season two premiered last Friday on HBO.

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I Went to the Apartment Building from Singles

Today I saw some Seattle grunge as memorialized in a nineties film.


9/11 Fifteen Years Later

It gets easier to think about 9/11 with each passing year but fifteen years ago was the worst day of my life.

Some Thoughts on Thirty-nine

I'm through saying "I'm so old." Frankly, I'm old enough to realize that I'm young.