Shorts
Farting In Front of My Girlfriend
My girlfriend and I have been together for close to three years. I'd say that two years is a reasonable relationship length to let some defenses down. Well, whether it is or not, it was.
I Have a Reusable Coffee Sleeve
I have lifetimes to go before I can claim that I saved so much as a tree branch.
Entertainment
Albums I Can Listen to from Start to Finish
The albums that I love in their entirety aren't necessarily my favorites.
Can I Talk To You? About Our Connection?
Bachelor in Paradise has sucked me back in to the cesspool of reality television.
No hugging, No learning: Seinfeldia
It's a show within a show within a world where everyone watches the show.
My English Teacher’s Life Story Blew My Mind or: How I Got a 5 on My AP English Exam
In high school, I worried about what I thought was my life. Meanwhile, my teacher had lived a hell of a life I never knew about.