8 Authors I’m Trying to Pretend to Know to Write A Goddamn McSweeney’s Piece

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The Quotable Trump

Throughout history it has always been a Trump that has moved us, strengthened us, made us feel human. Here is just a sampling of my favorites that get me through the day.

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Farting In Front of My Girlfriend

My girlfriend and I have been together for close to three years. I'd say that two years is a reasonable relationship length to let some defenses down. Well, whether it is or not, it was.

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6 Procrastination Powerups!

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Eighth Grade

A movie about the early stages of learning how to make your way (and also anxiety).

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The Gremlins 2 Sketch

It's not only in the movie, it's definitely in the movie.

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Bad Times at the El Royale

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Just How Big An Asshole Is Steve Jobs?

I'm at the beginning of my literary journey to decide if I really hate Steve Jobs.

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