Halfway Through Infinite Jest

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She Died with Dignity in my Arms

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One Year Sober

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Shorts

Caring for Your New Cast Iron Pan!

Congrats on making the jump over to cast iron! Teflon is for suckers! You're going to enjoy the versatility of cooking with your new pan so much you won't ever want to go back. And the best part? It lasts forever!

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Evil Twin and Mikkeller Brewing

I Enjoy Drinking Beer

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9 Lifehacks for Proven Success

There is nothing more helpful than a bunch of humblebrags disguised as lifehacks.

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Farting In Front of My Girlfriend

My girlfriend and I have been together for close to three years. I'd say that two years is a reasonable relationship length to let some defenses down. Well, whether it is or not, it was.

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Entertainment

My All Time Favorite Sketches (Sorta)

Is there really a difference between favorite and important?

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Oscar Nominated Short Films (Animated)

The animated shorts were just so damn delightful.

Winter Is Coming… I Guess

The journey of an epic show begins with a single episode.

Dammit, I Think I Like Yacht Rock

I can't hold on to this secret any longer.


Disaster Fantasies

Sometimes thinking about worst-case scenarios in your own life is a luxury.

What Being a Tourist in Paris Taught Me About New York

Trying to figure out Paris made me realize that I already live in one of the greatest cities in the world.

On My Twenty-Ninth Birthday, I Bought a Skateboard

I wrote this a decade ago. I wanted to ollie before I turned 30 but life got in the way. Carpe diem, people.