Shorts
Throughout history it has always been a Trump that has moved us, strengthened us, made us feel human. Here is just a sampling of my favorites that get me through the day.
Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx May Be Engaged Despite Any Proof They Actually Know Each Other!
Are They Or Aren't They?! Or Is This Completely Made Up?!
Diary of a Month Without Coffee
For some reason, I feel the need to hit the reset button on my caffeine intake. I did it again this February.
Entertainment
I Finally Finished City on Fire
I respect people trying to write ambitious novels far more than I like reading them.
On My Twenty-Ninth Birthday, I Bought a Skateboard
I wrote this a decade ago. I wanted to ollie before I turned 30 but life got in the way. Carpe diem, people.
My English Teacher’s Life Story Blew My Mind or: How I Got a 5 on My AP English Exam
In high school, I worried about what I thought was my life. Meanwhile, my teacher had lived a hell of a life I never knew about.
How did I get addicted? I mean, it's just a website, right?
I know very little about my parents' courtship or their wedding. I also know very little about the day that I was born. I do, however, know where I was conceived.