Shorts
My Trivial Problems With Trump
I'm privileged enough to merely be annoyed by him without having my life threatened.
Caring for Your New Cast Iron Pan!
Congrats on making the jump over to cast iron! Teflon is for suckers! You're going to enjoy the versatility of cooking with your new pan so much you won't ever want to go back. And the best part? It lasts forever!
Entertainment
Just How Big An Asshole Is Steve Jobs?
I'm at the beginning of my literary journey to decide if I really hate Steve Jobs.
Diary of a Month Without Coffee
For some reason, I feel the need to hit the reset button on my caffeine intake. I did it again this February.
Eh, Fuck It, Let’s Talk About Death Some More
I've been talking about death a lot lately, so, why stop now?
My Girlfriend Doesn’t Like Baseball
At some point you let go of who you want your girlfriend to be and pay attention to who she is.