Shorts
What Exactly Is There to Figure Out About Trump Voters?
We need to practice respect and compassion... unless the person you're arguing against believes something dumb.
Ask The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend’s Facebook Status
Out of nowhere, The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend's Facebook Status brings you the truth you didn't ask for.
Entertainment
I Went to the Apartment Building from Singles
Today I saw some Seattle grunge as memorialized in a nineties film.
It’s Not A Metaphor For Our Relationship
Here's the thing, I think my girlfriend is going to break up with me. Not anytime soon and not for any reason in particular but just perpetually.
On My Twenty-Ninth Birthday, I Bought a Skateboard
I wrote this a decade ago. I wanted to ollie before I turned 30 but life got in the way. Carpe diem, people.
The summer after third grade, my parents hired a contractor to do some work on our house. I learned a lot about adults that summer.

