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Shut Up About the Diving

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Shorts

Farting In Front of My Girlfriend

My girlfriend and I have been together for close to three years. I'd say that two years is a reasonable relationship length to let some defenses down. Well, whether it is or not, it was.

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A Graphical Analysis of Going to the Bathroom at the Staten Island Ferry Terminal

If everyone has a shit story, everyone has a near miss.

Achievement

6 Procrastination Powerups!

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Entertainment

9 Thoughts on The Big Sick

An atypical rom com that is one of the best rom coms I've ever seen.

6 Times Key and Peele Got Incredibly Dark

Key and Peele never shied away from some really uncomfortable sketches.

Fear

The State and The Axe Murderer

The State and The Axe Murderer

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It’s Not A Metaphor For Our Relationship

Here's the thing, I think my girlfriend is going to break up with me. Not anytime soon and not for any reason in particular but just perpetually.

It Was Just A Car

After having paid yet another parking ticket and after driving with the check engine light on for a week, I decided that it was time to get rid of my car.