Soccer

On Tottenham Hotspur’s (Potential) Relegation

May 11, 2026

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May 11, 2026

Life

Some Thoughts on Forty-Nine

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May 6, 2026

Books

Halfway Through Infinite Jest

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March 3, 2026

Shorts

When I’m a Famous Writer

March 4, 2015

My Trivial Problems With Trump

I'm privileged enough to merely be annoyed by him without having my life threatened.

January 13, 2017

Ask The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend’s Facebook Status

Out of nowhere, The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend's Facebook Status brings you the truth you didn't ask for.

January 27, 2017

The Porno Bin

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November 12, 2015

Entertainment

The Best Episodes of Television

They're all from cult classic TV shows but that's just how I roll.

January 20, 2018

Some Thoughts on Guided By Voices

Some bands I like to namecheck, and one of them is GBV.

May 3, 2017

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind and the About About

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March 29, 2015

The Station Agent

Some thoughts on a nice gift and the films of Tom McCarthy.

January 25, 2018

The Secret Smoker Relapses

Two and a half years down the drain. How did that happen?

I think too much but sometimes we get reminders from the universe that we need to snap out of it.

I Hate Writing Resumes

Made In Brooklyn

I know very little about my parents' courtship or their wedding. I also know very little about the day that I was born. I do, however, know where I was conceived.

Kelly: A Tale Of Ordinary Madness