Shorts
I Have a Reusable Coffee Sleeve
I have lifetimes to go before I can claim that I saved so much as a tree branch.
Entertainment
Over twenty years, I've watched my frat bros become doctors, lawyers, parents. I've even seen two pass away.
Waiting by the Side of the River for a Toaster Oven
"Wait long enough by the side of the river and you will see the body of your enemy floating by." It's either Sun Tzu or Rising Sun, either way, I like it.