Shorts
9 Lifehacks for Proven Success
There is nothing more helpful than a bunch of humblebrags disguised as lifehacks.
Holy Fuck! 11 Stock Images of Hands on Fucking Keyboards!
Nothing gets me pumped like career advice and productivity hacks.
Mario Cuomo said that you campaign in poetry and you govern in prose. To us Americans, every election, nothing is more poetic than the myth of the outsider.
Entertainment
I Finally Finished City on Fire
I respect people trying to write ambitious novels far more than I like reading them.
Horace and Pete Episode 4… And I’m Done
There comes a point where you have to recognize that a show just isn't for you.
I Saw 50 Shades Darker On Valentine’s Day And It Was Awesome
Want to enjoy a movie? Watch it with drunk women.
Waiting by the Side of the River for a Toaster Oven
"Wait long enough by the side of the river and you will see the body of your enemy floating by." It's either Sun Tzu or Rising Sun, either way, I like it.
You yell like one of those guys at a baseball game, only you yell about stand-up comedy, not hot dogs or Budweiser. This is barking.
My Girlfriend Doesn’t Like Baseball
At some point you let go of who you want your girlfriend to be and pay attention to who she is.
Pot And Me: An Acquaintance Story
I'm amazed that I was never a pot head. Growing up in the suburbs of upstate New York, I had shoulder length hair, wore Birkenstocks, and liked jam band music. Hell, I went to Phish concerts sober. Who does that?
On The Vulnerability of Exchanging Garfield Drawings
The fear of sharing what you've created never goes away, you just learn to deal with it better.