Shorts
Farting In Front of My Girlfriend
My girlfriend and I have been together for close to three years. I'd say that two years is a reasonable relationship length to let some defenses down. Well, whether it is or not, it was.
Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx May Be Engaged Despite Any Proof They Actually Know Each Other!
Are They Or Aren't They?! Or Is This Completely Made Up?!
Ask The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend’s Facebook Status
Out of nowhere, The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend's Facebook Status brings you the truth you didn't ask for.
Entertainment
Oscar Nominated Short Films (Live Action)
This year I won't have to blindly guess the Short Film (Live Action) category at my Oscar Party.
Doug Kenney Or Did Anyone Watch A Futile and Stupid Gesture?
Doug Kenney is one of my (sort of) obscure comedy heroes.
I know very little about my parents' courtship or their wedding. I also know very little about the day that I was born. I do, however, know where I was conceived.
A Supposedly Great Life I’ll Only Live Once
I think too much but sometimes we get reminders from the universe that we need to snap out of it.

