Shorts

Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx May Be Engaged Despite Any Proof They Actually Know Each Other!

Are They Or Aren't They?! Or Is This Completely Made Up?!

I Have a Reusable Coffee Sleeve

I have lifetimes to go before I can claim that I saved so much as a tree branch.

Every Credit Card Chip Experience I’ve Had Thus Far

Thank God for the chip!

The Quotable Trump

Throughout history it has always been a Trump that has moved us, strengthened us, made us feel human. Here is just a sampling of my favorites that get me through the day.


Entertainment

Excelsior, Jean Shepherd!

The art and enigma of Jean Shepherd.

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13 Thoughts on The Shape of Water

I think this could win Best Picture this year.

An Open Letter to James Altucher

No, seriously, what do I do now?

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The Secret Smoker Relapses

Two and a half years down the drain. How did that happen?

Pot And Me: An Acquaintance Story

I'm amazed that I was never a pot head. Growing up in the suburbs of upstate New York, I had shoulder length hair, wore Birkenstocks, and liked jam band music. Hell, I went to Phish concerts sober. Who does that?