Halfway Through Infinite Jest

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She Died with Dignity in my Arms

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One Year Sober

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Shorts

A Day In The Life

I'm my own boss and my boss is clueless.

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A Graphical Analysis of Going to the Bathroom at the Staten Island Ferry Terminal

If everyone has a shit story, everyone has a near miss.

The Porno Bin

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Entertainment

Yeah, Steve Jobs is an Asshole But Is He a Genius?

I think he was but I'm not smart enough to understand why.

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15 Thoughts on Game Night (The Movie)

Game Night was a really funny big budget comedy.

My Oscar Ballot

I did well at my Oscar party last year, let's see if it was a fluke.


My English Teacher’s Life Story Blew My Mind or: How I Got a 5 on My AP English Exam

In high school, I worried about what I thought was my life. Meanwhile, my teacher had lived a hell of a life I never knew about.

The New Year

After the New Year, we're left with the literal and metaphorical hangover of January.

Leave

Over the past few years there has been a spate of articles decrying the lost soul of New York. If New York is so devoid of culture and just like any other city and it's just a corporate shell of its former self, then you can leave.

It Was Just A Car

After having paid yet another parking ticket and after driving with the check engine light on for a week, I decided that it was time to get rid of my car.