Shorts
What Exactly Is There to Figure Out About Trump Voters?
We need to practice respect and compassion... unless the person you're arguing against believes something dumb.
I Have a Reusable Coffee Sleeve
I have lifetimes to go before I can claim that I saved so much as a tree branch.
Caring for Your New Cast Iron Pan!
Congrats on making the jump over to cast iron! Teflon is for suckers! You're going to enjoy the versatility of cooking with your new pan so much you won't ever want to go back. And the best part? It lasts forever!
A Graphical Analysis of Going to the Bathroom at the Staten Island Ferry Terminal
If everyone has a shit story, everyone has a near miss.
Entertainment
Early 90’s, Late 90’s, Actual 90’s
I always identified myself with the nineties but, when I look back, it was only the first half of the nineties. The truth is, a decade is a long as time.
Will You Please Write Something Important, Please?
Sometimes you can get discouraged by other people's brilliance.
I'm not saying this to be a jerk or a contrarian but I never really got David Bowie. I thought all of the tributes were a little over the top but it wasn't my place to say so because I thought about a recent death that did move me. It was Robin Williams.
My Girlfriend Doesn’t Like Baseball
At some point you let go of who you want your girlfriend to be and pay attention to who she is.

