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Shut Up About the Diving

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Ask The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend’s Facebook Status

Out of nowhere, The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend's Facebook Status brings you the truth you didn't ask for.

My Trivial Problems With Trump

I'm privileged enough to merely be annoyed by him without having my life threatened.

Caring for Your New Cast Iron Pan!

Congrats on making the jump over to cast iron! Teflon is for suckers! You're going to enjoy the versatility of cooking with your new pan so much you won't ever want to go back. And the best part? It lasts forever!

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Quiz: That’s Annoying Right?

How am I handling day to day inconvenience?

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Entertainment

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I enjoyed it Less than other Pulitzer Prize winning books (see what I did there?).

Am I a Music Racist?

Why have I chosen what I refer to as my favorite music?

Nana and Back to School

Nana never liked me but I got to hang out with Aunt Margie once.


Some Thoughts on Thirty-nine

I'm through saying "I'm so old." Frankly, I'm old enough to realize that I'm young.

The Secret Smoker Relapses

Two and a half years down the drain. How did that happen?

Eh, Fuck It, Let’s Talk About Death Some More

I've been talking about death a lot lately, so, why stop now?