Shorts
A Graphical Analysis of Going to the Bathroom at the Staten Island Ferry Terminal
If everyone has a shit story, everyone has a near miss.
Entertainment
Will You Please Write Something Important, Please?
Sometimes you can get discouraged by other people's brilliance.
A Weed Dealer Known Simply as The Guy: High Maintenance Is Back
High Maintenance season two premiered last Friday on HBO.
On Forced Enthusiasm: I Wanted To Be A Millionaire
When the only requirement is, "Be happy!" I'm out.
My English Teacher’s Life Story Blew My Mind or: How I Got a 5 on My AP English Exam
In high school, I worried about what I thought was my life. Meanwhile, my teacher had lived a hell of a life I never knew about.
A Supposedly Great Life I’ll Only Live Once
I think too much but sometimes we get reminders from the universe that we need to snap out of it.