Shorts
Caring for Your New Cast Iron Pan!
Congrats on making the jump over to cast iron! Teflon is for suckers! You're going to enjoy the versatility of cooking with your new pan so much you won't ever want to go back. And the best part? It lasts forever!
Farting In Front of My Girlfriend
My girlfriend and I have been together for close to three years. I'd say that two years is a reasonable relationship length to let some defenses down. Well, whether it is or not, it was.
Throughout history it has always been a Trump that has moved us, strengthened us, made us feel human. Here is just a sampling of my favorites that get me through the day.
Entertainment
5 Sketches That Made Me Feel Like Key and Peele Get Me
I miss Key and Peele but their new movie Keanu comes out this Friday.
Horace and Pete’s Refreshingly Patient Episode 3
In the latest episode of a show still finding its footing, Laurie Metcalf is given the space for an amazing performance. There's hope for this show yet.
On My Twenty-Ninth Birthday, I Bought a Skateboard
I wrote this a decade ago. I wanted to ollie before I turned 30 but life got in the way. Carpe diem, people.
Today I’m Thinking About Hillary
I didn't volunteer much but it offers me a glimmer of hope on inauguration day.
I'm through saying "I'm so old." Frankly, I'm old enough to realize that I'm young.
After having paid yet another parking ticket and after driving with the check engine light on for a week, I decided that it was time to get rid of my car.