Shorts
Caring for Your New Cast Iron Pan!
Congrats on making the jump over to cast iron! Teflon is for suckers! You're going to enjoy the versatility of cooking with your new pan so much you won't ever want to go back. And the best part? It lasts forever!
What Exactly Is There to Figure Out About Trump Voters?
We need to practice respect and compassion... unless the person you're arguing against believes something dumb.
Entertainment
Doug Kenney Or Did Anyone Watch A Futile and Stupid Gesture?
Doug Kenney is one of my (sort of) obscure comedy heroes.
I Finally Finished City on Fire
I respect people trying to write ambitious novels far more than I like reading them.
iFiction or Social Media and Apps in Contemporary Fiction
The depiction of social media in fiction could use some more nuance.
It’s Not A Metaphor For Our Relationship
Here's the thing, I think my girlfriend is going to break up with me. Not anytime soon and not for any reason in particular but just perpetually.
It gets easier to think about 9/11 with each passing year but fifteen years ago was the worst day of my life.
Pot And Me: An Acquaintance Story
I'm amazed that I was never a pot head. Growing up in the suburbs of upstate New York, I had shoulder length hair, wore Birkenstocks, and liked jam band music. Hell, I went to Phish concerts sober. Who does that?

