Shorts
Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx May Be Engaged Despite Any Proof They Actually Know Each Other!
Are They Or Aren't They?! Or Is This Completely Made Up?!
Entertainment
I'm not saying this to be a jerk or a contrarian but I never really got David Bowie. I thought all of the tributes were a little over the top but it wasn't my place to say so because I thought about a recent death that did move me. It was Robin Williams.
Waiting by the Side of the River for a Toaster Oven
"Wait long enough by the side of the river and you will see the body of your enemy floating by." It's either Sun Tzu or Rising Sun, either way, I like it.
It’s Not A Metaphor For Our Relationship
Here's the thing, I think my girlfriend is going to break up with me. Not anytime soon and not for any reason in particular but just perpetually.