Shorts
A Graphical Analysis of Going to the Bathroom at the Staten Island Ferry Terminal
If everyone has a shit story, everyone has a near miss.
Ask The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend’s Facebook Status
Out of nowhere, The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend's Facebook Status brings you the truth you didn't ask for.
Entertainment
I Saw 50 Shades Darker On Valentine’s Day And It Was Awesome
Want to enjoy a movie? Watch it with drunk women.
A Weed Dealer Known Simply as The Guy: High Maintenance Is Back
High Maintenance season two premiered last Friday on HBO.
I Went to the Apartment Building from Singles
Today I saw some Seattle grunge as memorialized in a nineties film.
It gets easier to think about 9/11 with each passing year but fifteen years ago was the worst day of my life.
I'm through saying "I'm so old." Frankly, I'm old enough to realize that I'm young.

