Shorts
Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx May Be Engaged Despite Any Proof They Actually Know Each Other!
Are They Or Aren't They?! Or Is This Completely Made Up?!
Diary of a Month Without Coffee
For some reason, I feel the need to hit the reset button on my caffeine intake. I did it again this February.
Mario Cuomo said that you campaign in poetry and you govern in prose. To us Americans, every election, nothing is more poetic than the myth of the outsider.
Ask The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend’s Facebook Status
Out of nowhere, The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend's Facebook Status brings you the truth you didn't ask for.
Entertainment
14 of My Favorite Covers (and 5 Crap Ones)
There's nothing like a good cover, or, hell, even a bad one.
Yeah, Steve Jobs is an Asshole But Is He a Genius?
I think he was but I'm not smart enough to understand why.
A Supposedly Great Life I’ll Only Live Once
I think too much but sometimes we get reminders from the universe that we need to snap out of it.
The summer after third grade, my parents hired a contractor to do some work on our house. I learned a lot about adults that summer.
On My Twenty-Ninth Birthday, I Bought a Skateboard
I wrote this a decade ago. I wanted to ollie before I turned 30 but life got in the way. Carpe diem, people.