Shorts

9 Lifehacks for Proven Success

There is nothing more helpful than a bunch of humblebrags disguised as lifehacks.

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Farting In Front of My Girlfriend

My girlfriend and I have been together for close to three years. I'd say that two years is a reasonable relationship length to let some defenses down. Well, whether it is or not, it was.

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Entertainment

My Oscar Ballot

I did well at my Oscar party last year, let's see if it was a fluke.

14 of My Favorite Covers (and 5 Crap Ones)

There's nothing like a good cover, or, hell, even a bad one.


So, How Was the Second Marathon?

"So, when's the next one?" Shut the hell up.

It Was Just A Car

After having paid yet another parking ticket and after driving with the check engine light on for a week, I decided that it was time to get rid of my car.

The Secret Smoker Relapses

Two and a half years down the drain. How did that happen?