Shorts
Farting In Front of My Girlfriend
My girlfriend and I have been together for close to three years. I'd say that two years is a reasonable relationship length to let some defenses down. Well, whether it is or not, it was.
Entertainment
Early 90’s, Late 90’s, Actual 90’s
I always identified myself with the nineties but, when I look back, it was only the first half of the nineties. The truth is, a decade is a long as time.
Yeah, Steve Jobs is an Asshole But Is He a Genius?
I think he was but I'm not smart enough to understand why.
After having paid yet another parking ticket and after driving with the check engine light on for a week, I decided that it was time to get rid of my car.
My English Teacher’s Life Story Blew My Mind or: How I Got a 5 on My AP English Exam
In high school, I worried about what I thought was my life. Meanwhile, my teacher had lived a hell of a life I never knew about.