Shorts
9 Lifehacks for Proven Success
There is nothing more helpful than a bunch of humblebrags disguised as lifehacks.
Caring for Your New Cast Iron Pan!
Congrats on making the jump over to cast iron! Teflon is for suckers! You're going to enjoy the versatility of cooking with your new pan so much you won't ever want to go back. And the best part? It lasts forever!
A Graphical Analysis of Going to the Bathroom at the Staten Island Ferry Terminal
If everyone has a shit story, everyone has a near miss.
Entertainment
How did I get addicted? I mean, it's just a website, right?
Some Mild Thoughts on the Gun Control Debate
Do I really need to say anything about gun control? Well, maybe a few things.
Sometimes thinking about worst-case scenarios in your own life is a luxury.

