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When I’m a Famous Writer

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Yeah, Steve Jobs is an Asshole But Is He a Genius?

I think he was but I'm not smart enough to understand why.

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Bachelor in Paradise has sucked me back in to the cesspool of reality television.

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Nana and Back to School

Nana never liked me but I got to hang out with Aunt Margie once.

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Deadpool 2

The sequel was good but I'd be surprised if it yielded Deadpool 3.

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