Shorts

The Porno Bin

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A Day In The Life

I'm my own boss and my boss is clueless.

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Every Credit Card Chip Experience I’ve Had Thus Far

Thank God for the chip!


Entertainment

Three Identical Strangers

An unbelievable story with a hell of a twist.

Doug Kenney Or Did Anyone Watch A Futile and Stupid Gesture?

Doug Kenney is one of my (sort of) obscure comedy heroes.

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My Girlfriend Doesn’t Like Baseball

At some point you let go of who you want your girlfriend to be and pay attention to who she is.

Barking

You yell like one of those guys at a baseball game, only you yell about stand-up comedy, not hot dogs or Budweiser. This is barking.

Today I’m Thinking About Hillary

I didn't volunteer much but it offers me a glimmer of hope on inauguration day.

On My Twenty-Ninth Birthday, I Bought a Skateboard

I wrote this a decade ago. I wanted to ollie before I turned 30 but life got in the way. Carpe diem, people.