Shorts
Ask The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend’s Facebook Status
Out of nowhere, The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend's Facebook Status brings you the truth you didn't ask for.
My Trivial Problems With Trump
I'm privileged enough to merely be annoyed by him without having my life threatened.
A Graphical Analysis of Going to the Bathroom at the Staten Island Ferry Terminal
If everyone has a shit story, everyone has a near miss.
Entertainment
A Weed Dealer Known Simply as The Guy: High Maintenance Is Back
High Maintenance season two premiered last Friday on HBO.
Forgotten Crappy Movies: Stealing Home
It's not a cliche if it's the first time you've seen it.
On Forced Enthusiasm: I Wanted To Be A Millionaire
When the only requirement is, "Be happy!" I'm out.
How did I get addicted? I mean, it's just a website, right?
Waiting by the Side of the River for a Toaster Oven
"Wait long enough by the side of the river and you will see the body of your enemy floating by." It's either Sun Tzu or Rising Sun, either way, I like it.
The summer after third grade, my parents hired a contractor to do some work on our house. I learned a lot about adults that summer.