Shorts
A Graphical Analysis of Going to the Bathroom at the Staten Island Ferry Terminal
If everyone has a shit story, everyone has a near miss.
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I think that any concept I have of masculinity comes from my father's benevolent nihilism and I always wondered if not having a dad himself made him so atypically dad-like.
I know very little about my parents' courtship or their wedding. I also know very little about the day that I was born. I do, however, know where I was conceived.

