The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn’t exist. So it is with the Clintons, America’s answer to the devil. They pulled off a brilliant move in 2016 by losing the election so the mainstream media can distract you from their schemes by tearing down patriot Donald J. Trump.
No one has been more dangerous to the United States than Bill and Hillary Clinton. The Clinton Foundation. Benghazi. JonBenet Ramsey. Brexit. The no-pitch intentional walk. The Vietnam War. What do they all have in common? The Clintons.
The Clintons will stop at nothing to consolidate their power. So, if some lives get lost in the process, the Democratic establishment won’t lose any sleep. The list of Clinton murders is well maintained on the internet (seriously, google “People the Clintons had murdered”) but here are a few that the people doing the good work of the internet passed by.
Barbara Bush
What better way to stick it to America’s preeminent political family than assassinating their matriarch? Brilliant move to wait until she was ninety-two to divert suspicion.
Tony Gwynn
Politics 101, sheeple. Dead Hall of Famers can’t tell what they know about the Clinton Foundation.
John Bonham
In a cocaine fueled haze the Clintons and Mick Fleetwood hatched a plan to make Mick the best drummer in England. Despite taking care of Keith Moon a few years before, it still never came to fruition. But, because he’s a good sport, Mick gave them “Don’t Stop” free of charge in ’92.
Nana
The doctors said “cancer” or “dimentia” but your Nana, like most grandmothers, was in touch with Vince Foster on a daily basis and said he was in good spirits. Nana knew things, things the Clintons couldn’t allow you to hear.
Charles Schultz
Jim Davis is a huge Clinton supporter. Draw your own conclusions, not going to spoon feed you.
Monica Lewinski
I know what you’re saying, but Monica Lewinsky’s alive! Oh, is she? Is she?!
Bruce and Brandon Lee
Father and son action movie stars both dying on a movie set? Why? How? You can’t spell coincidence without “Clinton.”*
*and an L and a T
